When Zeus realized that destroying all the people was the only option he had, he had to decide how to do it. He could use a flood... No... That was old school. Also, everyone owned a boat, so he didn't know how effective that would be. Lighting? No, that was too obvious, and plus people weren't afraid of lightning anymore now that they had the Weather Station. AHA! He would send in a strange frequency radio wave, and have one of the computers running SETI@home detect it, and while they were busy searching for aliens, he would have giant I-p... TRI-PODS pop up out of the ground and kill them all. MWA-HA-HA-HA! This was the perfect plan! Once he had figured it all out, he decided to relax and watch a nice illegally downloaded (He can do that, He's Zeus) War of the Worlds. As he watched, he got more and more astonished that someone had already stolen his idea out of his head. Then it dawned on him, they had thought of the SAME EXACT IDEA! Crap! Zeus was going to need another, more original idea, or else he would fail to destroy the world, and have Doug's journal entries go on, and on, longer than expected (Which wouldn't be so bad actually). He stayed up all night thinking about what he could do that would be original, and creative, to destroy the world. Maybe he would just form one of those electric fly-swatters, but make it HUGE to zap all the people. He began planning this approach, and just to make it a little more ironic, he filled the world with flies (He was a little overwhelmed with what God had done with Moses and tried to surpass this) and gave everyone an electric swatter thing. In fact they rained from the sky and covered the ground like manna (There's that competition again). And just when he was going to begin building his swatter, the ten minutes of writing was up, and he would have to wait a few minutes for the next one to begin.