Well, Zeus has yet to wake upp, so I guess we'll just have to wait... and wait... and... wait...... Pfffffffft. Yeah right! The author apologizes for any sudden earthquakes or tidal waves in Asia that this disturbance, and in doing this says that this is in no way his fault, and if anybody is harmed, its karma. Unless that person is Jesus. In which case the author has just convicted the entire human race to certain darnation in heck for all eternity. Hm. Oh well! (The author proceeds to move Zeus's flyswatter over to his head, and press the 'ON' button) AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH-UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well then! Somebody's a little bit grump this morning. So, as long as Zeus has been so rudely awakened from his ever deepening slumber, he proceeds to make pancakes. First the biscuik, then the flour, then the eggs, then the milk, then the most important ingredient of them all: The Chocolate Morsels. As soon as everything is all stirred in, and the batter feels like a nice consistency... What's the difference between batter... and dough... Hmm... My guess would have to be that dough is thicker, and more like clay because it holds it's shape better, but batter is more of a watery liquid than a squishy solid. So as soon as the BATTER was a nice consistency... Why is it batter for cooking, and batter for baseball? They have absolutely NOTHING to do with each other. With >500,000 words in the english language, why did some idiot have to pick one that has a COMPLETELY different meaning for baseball. Or maybe baseball came first. Or maybe cooking. Hm. The chicken... Or the egg... To be... Or not to be... If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?... What is the meaning of life?