The only conclusion that Zeus could come too (after sniffing a little ...powder..., and playing violin (both of which ideas he got from sherlock holmes (the author takes no part in the horrendous things that Sherlock, and Zeus take part in, and hopes this doesn't get his post blocked, losing his credit for the day))) was that Chuck, ha... NORRIS, he remembered just in time, had roundhouse kicked his messenger so powerfully, and using his trademark move, shot him onto Pluto. Well, even though that Pluto (in the Androme... oh wait, past the Andromeda galaxy) was now out of the question, Zeus had a new idea for Chuck Norris. Hmm he thought, being interrupted by his attention defic..., OH SHINY WHA..., back on tra..., maybe he could abbreviate Chuck Norris. C.N.N. DARN IT, where did that N come from?! C. N...................................... BAM! Not a good idea either, the voice sounded in his head. The back of his face was really hurting right about now. Maybe he could get Chuck Norris to join him to destroy all humanity. He went down to meet with Chuck Norris. After a few hours on Japan's new levitating train, he had REALLY wanted to try that out, he finally got to the Oklahoma, and found the REAL W.M.D. CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first thing he did was tell him his plan to destroy all humanity. Chuck Norris did NOT like that plan seeing as HE was part of humanity. DUH! Zeus then decided that Chuck Norris may not be the best asset. And although Chuck Norris is furious right now OW for OW leaving OW him STOP IT! at a cliffhanger, this will have to come to an end for this entry.