Saturday, April 25, 2009

OK then. He killed the plotters, and went on to his doorbell. He wired it all up, pushed the doorbell... and shocked the heck out of himself. Weirdo. He woke up with a doctor standing over him (Zeus can't die and go to heaven, he is heaven) The doctor was amazed. After being in a coma for three years, waking up and getting knocked out for four years, and sleeping for five years, Zeus is fine. Thats 12 years of not moving. Strange. So, he went back to his doorbell, and rang it, because #1 He forgot everything that happened in the past 1,458,392,864,273 years (So his amnesia wasn't terrible) and forgot about his doorbell. Then he wasn't sure if someone had taken over his house so he checked to make sure. 12 years later he woke up with a doctor staring at him saying that he is "One lucky son of a monkey". He went back to the house, but was more careful this time, and only knocked. No one answered so he let himself in, and tried to fix his doorbell. He actually did get it working, and then wanted to put his computer together. Then he fell asleep. No body knows how when why or how he fell asleep, and if not for me telling this intricate tale of zeusisms, no one would even know. But as it is, he was extremely tired after sleeping for 24 years, and just fell down asleep. I guess we'll leave him for now, because we don't want to wake the sleeping beast. Hopefully he wakes up in six days.

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