Thursday, April 16, 2009

So, returning from the cliffhanger ending, at which Chuck Norris is still furious at, we rejoin Zeus as he contemplates Chuck Norris and the idea to destroy humanity. He decides that maybe... just maybe... a human is not the best asset to destroying humans. Hmm... He was going to have to call a meeting... to decide on a meeting. When all one of the people arrived at the meeting (Zeus, in case you haven't guessed) he decided to hold his meeting two weeks from then in an old abandoned sushi bar at the South end of the world. He then needed something to do for those two weeks. Zeus had not forgotten his birthday, October 5th, and had gotten himself a most luxorious present. A ten KV transformer. He decided that he was going to need to build a tesla coil. After researching on http://www.instructables.com, he felt he knew how to make one. He began gathering all materials for it, and within a day and a half (with the help of a few humans, flying chariots, and magic) he had all the parts he needed to build the coil. He began to wrap the wire around the toroid for the secondary discharge coil, build the spark gap, and install the capacitor, and wrap the primary coil also. Once all that was finished (he got lazy towards the end and shipped the toroid to China) he then sautered i... sawter... sowte... SOLDERED! (Darn those words pronounced weird) all of the pieces in place. He was a very adept puzzle maker, and completed the coil before the end of his first week.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand my twenty minutes is up, so I'll write #8 right about now.

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