So, he didn't just want a doorbell, oh god no. Which begs the question, because Christians (Monotheists) say Oh My God, did ancient egyptians (Polytheists) say Oh My Gods? Hmm. And if that is true, than that begs the question, what do atheists say?! Oh My. (Supposed to be a hard, cold, unexpected, abrupt stop there; (I used a semicolon!)but that is hard to portray in writing. Or is it typing? If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound? All rhetorical questions, all complicated, all not going to be answered right now.) So then, Zeus wanted more than a doorbell, if cellphones could have ringtones why couldn't his house have a dingtone? He googled that. Great word... Google. Oh. My. (God(s)). Is that in the dictionary?! Holy crap! I'm checking that right now. ... ... ... OK. According to Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary of 1980 (Not so new now is it?) What the Fatwah? First of all, Google (TM) isn't a word, but googleplex (checking spelling on Google) is spelled googolplex? Strange, although it works both ways. There was way to many googles in those sentences. Dare I say there was a wait for it... wait for it GOOGLEplex of Googles in that sentence? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, I digress! Wow! That's a GREAT word! digress... I learned that in english class in sixth grade out of that mediumish sized blue book of vocab that I always read ahead in. Was that the one with Babette? I think so! I was never on the same page as everyone else. Always like fifty pages ahead. That was an interesting book. It had the cat in it, and Barnaby, the chico with the crazy hair. I was thinking that'd be sick to have hair like that. If I had an afro... Hmmmmmm... Crap. Something just fell over. Hope mom didn't wake up. Its nine minutes past my bedtime :-O *GASP*. Well then. Google is available on Dictionary.com . That dictionary really is old.