Well, after Zeus realized that Pluto wasn't a planet, he had to do something about it. Pluto was his favorite planet anyway, and it deserved some respect! Just 'cause those stupid scientists on earth couldn't reach it, they had to make themselves feel better and bully Pluto just because it was a midget (or little person as he had recently heard that 'midget' was a wee bit offending towards the vertically challenged(and he also realized that while thinking this, he had probably offended them some more... oh well)). He decided to contact Chuck Norris to reclaim Pluto as a planet. He sent his messenger down (he didn't have one before... strange how these things pop-up as needed) to Earth, to tell Chuck Norris that Zeus needed him. He told the messenger not to use the burning bush method, that was sooooo yesterday, but instead to just tell it to him straight, force him to handle it like the man he was. Then he began waiting. On the second night of his wait, he thought he saw something fly through the clouds into space, but it went so fast he couldn't be sure. Monday... Tuesday... Wednesday... Thursday... Friday (the author just read the part of New Moon with the list of months and is incorporating that). Finally Zeus thought he would check on his messenger, and Chuck. BAM! He just got kicked out of nowhere in the back of the head for thinking of Chuck NORRIS with only his first name. He was NOT! on a first name basis yet, and probably never will be. Well. That solved the problem of wondering about Chuck Norris. Now for the messenger. Again, strangely enough, a crystal ba... no... more of a crystal laptop?! Odd... Zeus saw on his Chat Client (which was the whole purpose of the laptop, he already had a true alienware computer (like literally, he got it from aliens)) that his messenger was offline. Well he would just have to change that, he is Zeus after all, and once that was done, he began a video chat with him, and although the messenger couldn't see him, Zeus could see in the crystal ba... laptop that the messenger was actually on Pluto, which had actually been knocked out of orbit by him hitting it with such force. Zeus was completely and utterly confused.