(Note to self: Off-topic)

There, that's so this journal doesn't seem quite so random when I write it (like the others). Sorry Mrs. Pal =]. Oh wait. I hope I can edit this if I publish it.

So then, it turns out I can edit this journal. Anyways... Zeus realized that the author was getting extremely off topic and decided to focus the attention back onto himself, so he lit his pants on fire. THAT got my attention. So we're back at Zeus, and his doorbell, tesla coil, and amazing new computer case that he ordered to build a computer in. So, an MP3 player arrived for Zeus to build his ding-tone doorbell and he had bought speakers at RadioZap to put it together. He began building, but then became distracted by this girl that he really liked, and this other girl who really liked him. He actually had enough guts to ask the first girl out, but she said no to him. It kinda sucked for him, but more so for her, because he's Zeus, and he has more power than her. He sent her to the moon to life the rest of her life out with this really ugly fat kid he had sent there before because he hacked Zeus's WoW account. Well, she didn't like that (not one bit) but he didn't care he had bigger things on his mind. There was an assasination attempt on him, because Zeus is bla... HOLY CRAP! ZEUS IS AFRICAN-OLYMPIAN. WOW! I never knew that! Well then. He was practicing mind-reading (A skill you get after many many years alone) and he found a plot to assasinate him with sawed-... on ... shotgun. What the heck is that? Sawed-off = shorter. Sawed-on = ... longer? ... weird...