So we gather here to discuss Ze... No, that's not right. AND WE'RE BACK, while Zeus has a deadly, finished, tesla coil, and he has been playing with it for some while now. He finally got bored of creating ten foot lightning bolts, when he could do it himself easily, and decided that artificial lightning interested him, and he wanted to learn more about it. He looked at wikipedia, and saw that there are high voltage static generators (Van de Graaff) that looked extremely interesting to him. He saw that that was the metal balls that when you touch them you get an afro. He was going to build one, but Zeus is lazy, all powerful, god, and can do pretty much anything he wants, so he planned a robbery. He was planner, hacker (if needed), stealth guy, brains, sniper, and getaway driver at the same time, so it made the operation that much more difficult. After months of careful planning, when he still didn't have a good plan, he just flew down to earth, took a Van de Graaff, and flew back up. The idiotic humans gaped after him like he was some sort of strange supernatu... oh wait, I guess that explains the stares. Well the first thing he did, was plug the Van de Graaff into his alternate energy powered house. Whoa! Hold the Phone! Where did those solar cells come from? and the wind farm? Strange... He always knew that the greenies went a little crazy after while. And apparently Pneuma, and Helios didn't take kindly to not being remembered for blowing cool wind during the summer, and drawing the sun across the sky each day, so they made a big appearance at Zeuses house, so that whenever he angered them, they would just give him no energy. Well that wasn't good, so he quickly became good friends with the two Super Powers. Now to try out his Van de Graaff. It had been charging for quite a while now, so he figured it would get interesting if he touched it. He slowly moved his finger towards the silvery ball. Slower... Slower... He appeared to be halfing the distance each ti... CALCULUS?!?!?! At this rate he will NEVER touch the ball (quite literally). Well he kept going, and finally getting fed up with himself, reached out and touched it. As soon as he touched it,