Zeus got so mad about his crappy headphones, that he kicked a door that was laying convienently by his foot. Wow I just spelled that wrong. Conveniently. AND cut himself on the door. Oh well, stuff happens. He didn't think anything of it, until it started stinging, and he looked down. What he saw was absolutely repulsive. It was disgustingly gruesome. It was (yes I thesauresed this (yes I know it's not a word)) offensive, repugnant, and VULGAR to look at, but yet, he COULDN'T tear his eyes away. It almost looked like... EWWW it's gross to THINK about. Zeus MIND actually shut down, so he could STOP comprehending the revolting view. He wanted to barf. Except Zeus couldn't remember the last time he'd eaten. So he went to the fridge and made a turkey hoagie, with lettuce, mayo, tomato, sweet dill pickles, and of course, NO CHEESE. After polishing that off, he wanted dessert, so he made peanut butter fudge, which is DELISH-OUS. He began making it, and then conked out at the kitchen counter and went to sleep. Instantly. It was almost lik...Z-Z-Z-Z...