Tuesday, September 15, 2009

In any case, Zeus didn't like holes in him, they reminded him of Swiss cheese. Which reminded him of mice. Which reminded him of mouse traps. Which reminded him of that one story about the kid who was late to school every day, so his dad put a mouse trap on the snooze button. Which reminded him of Swiss cheese. (If you give a deity a deliberation...) Which reminded him of the moon. Which reminded him of aliens. OH YEAH, they were standing there in front of him. This digression was not helping at all. Reminding him of some of the requirements for homecoming court in highschool, the announcement said "You must have a 2.0 or higher GPA, and you may not have any acute chronic disciplinary issues" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. IE ADD. Zeus found that sooo funny when he was in school, but it didn't really appeal to him now. Probably because there was a hole in his funny bone. This REALLY needed to stop, so he mustered up the energy to pick up the aliens, and put them in holding cells, until they stopped attacking. Or more conventionally named - easter eggs. They weren't very BIG aliens, the ship was about the size of a soccer ball, which, now that he thought about it made the perfect "Get out of my house" opportunity, He released the aliens back into the ship, and before they could get out, he gave 'em a good boot into the heavens. (that's nothing other than an expression, HEAVEN relates to GOD, and there ARE no gods above Zeus (Duh, how could you even THINK that?)) But being the dummy he is, and to keep the story going reasonably, he forgot to put shoes on (EVERYONE loves the feeling of cloud between their toes!) and hurt his foot pretty badly. It was red almost INSTANTLY and hurt like a BI.. bugger.

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