Monday, October 5, 2009
It started off all fine and dandy, with everyone running in a pack, when Zeus decided that it would be beneficial to pull ahead in the first light year. And I was going to say that by doing this he would encounter an exponential amount of air resistance... But it would seem I brain CRAPPED and forgot that there is no air in SPACE. hence the name SPACE. Zeus then had to fight his own way through the void of black matter, and in doing so cleared a path for all the others. Pretty soon Hermes was level with Zeus, and then passed him. Zeus was slightly annoyed, but he could catch up with Hermes. Then OTHERS started passing him, INCLUDING the D god who only eats grapes and gets fat. (Dionysus in case you were wondering) so he (yet again) whipped out his fly swatter and began zapping gods. That then didn't work because they couldn't be grounded for the current to pass through them, and also gods have a higher tolerance than humans, so he just began taking them out. He launched an asteroid at a few, then ran into a giant present, and actually aquired a boost. By pressing the space button, he passed a few more, dodged around a banana peel, and hit the nitrous bottle. Ow. That dazed him a, but hitting the next present gave him a parachute thingy, which actually just slowed down all of the other gods, allowing Zeus to take them out more effec.... WHAT?! That's not the point of slowing them! Oh well, we never made any rules. By grabbing Athena by the ankles, and swinging her around, he took out all of the others except Hermes who had sped back up by now.
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