Monday, September 14, 2009

Zeus woke up with a start to some hardcore Kanye East blasting through the window. What the heck? So he went to go investigate the source of that crap. He actually found a bunch of gangsters graffiting the walls of his house. How the HECK did they get up here?! Zeus thought. But all odd matters aside, THIS was something that needed to be dealt with! He went back inside, and came back out with... You guessed it... HIS FLYSWATTER! One pop and those guys were deader than roadkill in the back of a trunk being eaten by maggots on a rainy tuesday. What to do with the bodies... Hmm... If he was WHACK OUT OF HIS MIND he would just fry 'em up and eat 'em but thats GROSS, so he decided to just shoot them into space. He actually built a slingshot and zoomed them through the atmosphere so they didn't COMPLETELY burn up, so that he could see what happened to stuff shot into space. Then it hit an alien spaceship, which then landed on him. Crap. Small little pink blobs started crawling out and cursing at him. In Latin. WOW, seriously?! a DEAD language for NEW life?! That's SO WEIRD. In any case, after cursing him out, they decided that he needed to be attacked... with paperclips. Several flew at him, before he realized that 1. Nobody was throwing them, they just zoomed at him, and 2. they were going all the way through him. Now Zeus had Uber-Natural healin' powas, and the holes sealed instantly, but how was that working? were they telekinetic?

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